
Concept
Stellar Nebula Jazz Band: The Band that Outshines the Cosmos, One Note at a Time
Band Overview:
Welcome to the cosmic cauldron of creativity, where stars are born from the chaos of the nebula and melodies emerge from the void of space-time. Presenting the **Stellar Nebula Jazz Band** – HETH’s premier jazz trio, whose music is said to be so mesmerizing, it once made a black hole stop and listen… before promptly devouring the concert hall.
In the heart of the galaxy, where reality sometimes takes a coffee break, this band was formed by three otherworldly talents who decided that playing music on a single plane of existence just wasn’t challenging enough.
Current Obsession:
The Stellar Nebula Jazz Band is currently obsessed with their latest project, “Jazz Odyssey Through the Nebula,” a series of performances that promises to take the audience on a journey through the very fabric of space and time.
Of course, this has led to some unexpected side effects, like audiences experiencing mild existential crises and accidentally discovering parallel universes where jazz never evolved. (Don’t worry, the band assures everyone that the multiverse is more or less back in order now.)
Fun Facts:
– During one particularly intense solo, DORACID accidentally played a chord that temporarily reversed gravity in the entire venue. The janitorial staff has since requested that he tone it down, but he’s been known to throw in a “gravity riff” just to keep things interesting.
– BASSTARA once played a bassline so low that it resonated with the core of Planet HETH, causing a mild planet-wide tremor. Now, the band’s contract includes a clause about not disrupting the planetary stability. Boring, but necessary.
– TRUNBO has developed a habit of using his trumpet to communicate with beings from other dimensions. He’s even managed to broker a peace treaty between two warring nebulae, using only the power of jazz. (Negotiations are ongoing.)
The Mission:
The Stellar Nebula Jazz Band’s ultimate goal is to explore the unexplored, groove the un-grooved, and syncopate the unsyncopated – all while keeping the galaxy guessing. They believe that jazz is the universal language of chaos and order, perfectly suited for an ever-expanding cosmos. And let’s be honest, they’re probably the only band that can say they’ve headlined both a supernova and a black hole (simultaneously, no less).
So, if you’re looking for a musical experience that will quite literally blow your mind – and possibly send you hurtling through space and time – then the Stellar Nebula Jazz Band is your ticket to the stars. Just remember, what happens in the Nebula, stays in the Nebula… unless you accidentally warp to another dimension.
BAND MEMBER

DORACID
The Keyboard Alchemist:
The master of the floating keys, DORACID doesn't just play the piano; he conducts the very essence of sound. With a wave of his hand, he makes harmonies dance through the air like cosmic particles in a supernova. Rumor has it, his chords can bend the laws of physics, which explains why half the audience usually leaves the show floating three inches off the ground.

BASSTARA
The Gravity Groover:
Standing anywhere between 2 and 20 feet tall, depending on his mood (and the depth of the bassline), BASSTARA is the glue that holds this interdimensional chaos together. His basslines are so deep, they’ve been known to create temporary wormholes, through which enthusiastic fans from other galaxies sometimes pop in for a quick listen... and then promptly get lost on their way back home.

TRUNBO
The Horn Harbinger:
TRUNBO’s trumpet doesn’t just play music; it tells stories from every corner of the multiverse. With a sharp note and a smoother-than-silk tone, he can simultaneously make you cry, laugh, and question the meaning of life – all while looking absolutely dapper in his hat and tie. Just don't ask him to play "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" unless you're prepared to witness the entire night sky come to life in a dazzling, and slightly overwhelming, display.