Name: ROLLIN
Occupation: Retro diner maestro with a side of ice cream addiction
Height: 4’2″ of pure nostalgic charm (6’5″ with ears up!)
Special skill: Whipping up aurora-glowing cream sodas (still in beta, may cause temporary night vision)
Appearance: Goofy blue bunny with ears for days and tusks that’d make a walrus jealous
Personality: Sweet as his ice cream, cool as his roller skates, and sometimes as mixed up as his milkshakes
Region: Neon Nights District (where the jukebox never stops)
Current Obsession:
ROLLIN is on a quest to recreate the legendary “Cosmic Sundae,” a dessert rumored to have existed before time itself (or at least before HETH discovered whipped cream). He’s convinced the recipe lies hidden within ancient planetary folklore, but his translations usually end up involving more sprinkles and less ancient wisdom.
Special Abilities:
Taste-O-Vision: ROLLIN can take a bite of anything and instantly visualize the eater’s fondest food memory. This comes in handy when settling diner disputes over “who makes the best moon-berry pie.”
Syrup Symphony: His mastery over syrups borders on the musical. One dollop of his “Astro-Berry Ripple” can turn a simple ice cream cone into an orchestra of flavor.
Interspecies Sweet Tooth: ROLLIN can communicate with any being, regardless of language, through the universal language of dessert.
Recent Experiments:
The “Big Bang Brownie”: An attempt to recreate the birth of the universe in dessert form. It was a hit with customers but left a sticky residue on reality for a few hours.
The “Black Hole Banana Split”: So dense and delicious, it temporarily altered the gravitational pull of the diner, causing customers to float out the door with their spoons still in hand.
“Sentient Sundaes”: A work in progress, these desserts will supposedly change flavor based on the eater’s mood. So far, they’ve only managed to express existential dread and a craving for more sprinkles.
Fun Fact:
ROLLIN is convinced that his roller skates are sentient and communicate through squeaks and wheel spins. He’s currently working on a “skate-to-speech” translator, though most of the output sounds suspiciously like requests for more grease.