Current Obsession:

GRISHIA is currently fixated on creating the galaxy’s first “Multidimensional Coffee Experience.” Inspired by a misunderstood quantum physics lecture he overheard at the Eternal Library, he’s convinced that the perfect cup of coffee exists simultaneously across all dimensions. His latest invention, the “Cosmic Coffee Collider,” attempts to merge coffee from parallel universes into one ultimate brew.
The results have been… interesting:

・Some customers report tasting flavors that don’t exist in our dimension, like “supernova cinnamon” or “black hole berry.”

・Others have experienced time dilation effects, finishing their drinks before they’ve even ordered them.

・A few unlucky patrons temporarily swapped taste buds with their alternate selves, leading to confusion when their favorite drinks suddenly tasted like motor oil or liquid starlight.

Oblivious to the fact that he’s still using the same old instant coffee as a base, GRISHIA is ecstatic about the “groundbreaking” flavors. “We’re not just brewing coffee, we’re brewing possibilities!” he exclaims, while excitedly scribbling new “blend” ideas like “Schrödinger’s Espresso” and “Quantum Foam Latte.”
The local space-time continuum preservation society has issued a polite request for GRISHIA to cease his experiments, citing an uptick in minor cosmic anomalies around the café. But GRISHIA, misunderstanding their concern, has simply started offering them free samples. “Once they taste the future of coffee, they’ll be begging me to expand!” he says confidently, blissfully unaware that his latest batch has caused several customers to temporarily speak in reverse.
Despite the chaos, “Percolating Pages” has never been more popular. Thrill-seeking coffee enthusiasts and dimension-hopping tourists alike are lining up to try the “brew that breaks reality.” Meanwhile, Anchat, still sticking to his trusty hot milk, watches the pandemonium with quiet amusement, wondering if GRISHIA will ever realize that the “secret ingredient” is just his own endearing obliviousness.

Extra Details:

Runs “Percolating Pages”, the coziest cafe this side of the Eternal Library. Where the coffee is… consistent, and the ambiance is always on point!
Proudly serves what he thinks is the galaxy’s best coffee (Spoiler: It’s instant, but shhh, don’t tell him)
Known for freshly baked bread that even picky Anchat can’t resist
Unintentionally created the perfect reading atmosphere, making “Percolating Pages” a hit with bookworms (who knew bad coffee could be so good for concentration?)
Still wondering why customers praise the music more than the coffee. Must be those fancy beans, right?

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