Name: ANCHAT
Occupation: Eternal Library’s sleepiest librarian
Height: 3’3″ of pure knowledge (mostly horizontal)
Special skill: Walking Wikipedia with a side of insomnia
Appearance: Tiny ball of fur, usually in dreamland
Personality: Know-it-all who’ll give you a full TED talk when you ask the time
Region: Eternal Library
Current Obsession:
Anchat is currently fixated on creating the ultimate “Dream-Learning” system. Convinced that sleep is the most efficient state for knowledge absorption, they’ve been experimenting with various methods to educate themselves and library visitors while unconscious. Their latest invention, the “Snooze-n-Learn 3000,” is a pillow that whispers encyclopedia entries, language lessons, and quantum physics theories directly into the sleeper’s ear.
Side effects have been… interesting. Library patrons have reported waking up with the ability to recite entire chapters of obscure texts, speak in long-dead languages, or solve complex mathematical equations in their sleep. However, they’ve also been caught sleepwalking through the library, unconsciously reorganizing books by the Dewey Decimal System, or sleep-lecturing about the mating habits of extinct alien species.
Anchat considers these minor inconveniences in the pursuit of knowledge. “Why waste time being awake when you can dream your degree?” they mumble, before dozing off mid-sentence, only to continue their thought in perfect iambic pentameter upon waking.
The Eternal Library’s management is torn between impressed and concerned, especially after Anchat accidentally created a “collective dreamscape” where all napping visitors shared the same educational dream about the history of intergalactic plumbing. They’re currently drafting a “No Experimental Sleep-Learning Devices” policy, but Anchat always seems to be napping whenever they try to deliver it.